Not wearing underwear offers the following “benefits” to men:
#1 - People on the street will see the outline of your penis. This will almost certainly be off-putting to a large percentage of people.
#2 - Your jeans or pants will need to be washed every time you wear them. The skid marks will build up if you don’t wash them, and eventually those brown lines will become permanent stains inside your pants.
#3 - Not wearing underwear also exposes you to chafing as a result of your balls continually rubbing against raw denim.
#4 - You’ll be able to brag about not wearing underwear to anyone you meet. Women, especially, may be impressed by this and your stud rating will naturally go up among a select percentage of them.
#5 - You won’t have to spend money on laundry detergent, electricity, or natural gas to wash and dry any underwear. Nor will you need to spend money actually purchasing underwear.
#6 - When you wear tight pants, your ass crack will be more visible. This may end up getting you some really interesting attention.
#7 - The seventh and most important reason to wear underwear: They keep your junk away from the zipper.
Actually, after reading my list, I hope you’ll start wearing underwear if for no other reason than doing so is much more sanitary.
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